Me: Godddddddddddd; it's already Sunday night and I am yet to get started on 'G'.
God: {rasping ala Lionel} Hello, is it me you are looking for ?
Me: Gosh, is it really YOU?
God: Girlie- wake up, I am Omnipresent, Omniscient, Omnipotent, so yeah.
Me: Enough with the self flattery; how come you are here?
God: Didn't I hear you calling me??
Me: Gee, yes that. It was just a phrase, but glad you are here!
God: Wassup? Anything bothering you ?
Me: Glued to the computer screen for the past 2 hours and am yet to have any earth shattering or revolutionary revelations.
God: Are you breaking your head over any solution for middle east crisis or tackling cross border terrorism?
Me: No no nothing so far reaching !
God: Oh, then surely it must be something on the home front? Kids, hubby --eh ?
Me: Not this time, no.
God: {grinning broadly} I did catch you muttering 'G', 'G'; so is it {ahem} got to do anything with Grafenberg thingy?
Me: {confused look} Grafenberg what,who ??
God: {coughing & spluttering} The guy who propounded---
Me: {cutting short & blushing} OHH HO I get your point; gosh-- no no; not that
Me: {turning a crimson pink} Ok before you go any further, let me say that I am breaking my mind over some eye popping idea for the letter G that is next in our A to Z blogging challenge !
God : Are you kidding me ? girl- I have better things to do. Go use your brain!
Me : {indignantly} I was using that only and for the record I didn't specifically call out to you
God : {shakes head violently} These women! I still can't understand them !!
While he is preparing to leave by dramatically swishing his cape,
Me : {evil grin} now that you have come anyways, let us talk about the grafen-----
Alarm rings, Monday morning dawns; I wake up.....
What a nice way to start off my morning. Keep dreaming! :)
ReplyDeleteI will (wink wink); thanks corinne !
DeleteVery interesting and cleverly handled :-) I love the variety your A-Z posts offer :-)
ReplyDeletethanks so much laxmi ! cheers
DeleteWonderful conversation ! :) It had me grinning :D
ReplyDeleteGood Good :D
geee ; thank you so much ! cheers
Delete:D Hilarious! Do it again, Priya!
ReplyDeleteyou bet :D, thanks vidya !
DeleteYour best one till date! Loved it! What a wonderful take on the letter G. Take a bow woman :)
ReplyDeleteaah, thank you so much vinita; much appreciated !
DeleteLOL!! Nice one!! And, looks like He/She woke you up just in time! :D
ReplyDeletei know- sigh ! thanks roshni;
DeleteOh lol this was awesome. I can't stop laughing. I loved your first 2 lines. Very nice.
ReplyDeletedanke suzy ! cheers
DeleteI am still laughing my head off :))
ReplyDelete:) cheers !
DeleteWow
ReplyDeleteI almost imagined Morgan free man lady
Such a lovely post :) and brilliant idea
thanks afshan; cheers
DeleteOh such a refreshing post. Makes one less guilty for not writing in advance ;)
ReplyDeletethank you pallavi; cheers !
DeleteHaha. Thoroughly enjoyed this hilarious post. Awesome conversation between the Big G and you :)
ReplyDeletethanks shail; cheers
DeleteHilarious!! What a entertaining post, Priya! Am still laughing! :D
ReplyDeleteGood going, girl! :)
thanks shilpa; glad it made you laugh !
DeleteCheeky I tell you !
ReplyDeletehaha- that was what I intended it to be :)
DeleteFunny! Well-written post. I enjoyed it thoroughly and wish it could be that easy sometimes. :)
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A to Z April blogging Challenge
http://mauldinfamily1.wordpress.com/2013/04/08/g-is-for-the-goat-man/
thanks & cheers
DeleteGreat expressions, loved the way you presented it, thanks for sharing !
ReplyDeletethanks angela & cheers
DeleteHow cute. Only God is a woman, didja know that?
ReplyDeleteCheers!
Meera
thanks meera- this conversation wouldn't have been half the fun if God were a woman ! (wink wink)
DeleteThis is toooo good. Loved it.
ReplyDeletethanks janu; cheers
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